He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.